Today I decided to have a genuine chat with my shrink. I really needed to figurer out what was happening with me. Sitting in front of my computer I had a real hard time, but luckily time brings an answer to everything…
The results of all my talking with the psychiatrist are listed below.
I like sex and have a healthy sex life. I get just enough and know how to use my sexuality. Some people might have a problem, but that is their problem not mine. They just need to get more.
I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican- dinner-ass-drip.
Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings.
I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people.
I would say “quite impressive, isn’t?” I feel a lot better now!
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1 isaac // Jul 5, 2006 at 7:04 pm// View all comments by isaac//
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want to chat
2 GrandPooOfAwesome // Sep 9, 2006 at 4:19 pm// View all comments by GrandPooOfAwesome//
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nice to meet you promiscuous, asshole, genius. :)