Am I Famous Now…

Today I decided I will not post about Kate Moss anymore. Kate will probably be prosecuted because off “sufficient public intrest”. SUrely there is ! I write about my dear Kate, but I will not do this anymore. Who wants to be in love with a criminal in jail? Of course, gangsters - especially female ones- will always have a special flair, but who wants to loose his sentiments in someone behind bars. Dear mister Crown Prosecutor, I promise you I will build some bars in my Basement (although being Belgian, I still think having a free spot in it), would you now sent Kate to me, or I will stop writing about this lovely bird… And no, I am not interested in Vanessa Paradis!

I know it is going to be hard, but now I will have to buy stupid newspapers again to find another gossip to become the central part of my blog and my daily annoyings (does this word exist?).

Today I was having a really boring day. During some hours I tried to convince someone of my intellectuallity, by discussing the way he managed his company. Actually I was just saying that everything was crap and he really went up in my thoughts. He will have a bad night tonight, I won’t because I am getting drunk. But at the same time I felt a little bad about my acting and behaviour, because actually he does a good job. Shit happens. If I actually consider this event, it is a good thing, because this operation gives me a good reason to get drunk. YES, tonight I am a depressed social alcoholic. Doesn’t this sound good ?

To compensate my bad behaviour, yes I could hate myself for it, but definetly not longer as 42 seconds, I have been reading a little about the crap that other people post on their homepages and on the cyberskip we all visit. Surprisingly I found even some intresting stuff and I will definetly make some people happy by adding some nice numbers in their trackbacks links, yes writers might get trackbackslinks from me today. I am such a good lad! My newest favourit site is definetly Whadda Ya Sa. I really like the style of that, iI think, bitch. I hope lynn isn’t going to slam me now… mwahhahaha…

Everyone, who already discovered Google Earth in the last months, has to think that this is a great new service of the biggest and most active Spiders in the world. A nice blogger even discovered more. Google has got his own natural spider, the Proceratium google

Another one I really liked was our little blogjoker, who knew the answer4 to following question ::How many bloggers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One… to change the light bulb and to post the fact that the light bulb has been changed
14…… to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7……. to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27….. to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
41….. to correct spelling/grammar flames
6……. to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb”
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2…… industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”
27…. to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs
12…. to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4…… to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
44…. to ask what is a “FAQ”?
2…… to post reasons why the light bulb burning out is the result of a government conspiracy.
4…… to say “didn’t we cover this a few months ago?”
23……to claim that the Democrats are behind the burning out of the bulb.
17……to tell us that it was more diffucult to change because Tom DeLay stole the ladder.
13……to swear and say”NO”it was Karl Rove that stole the ladder.
2……..bloggers who cut and paste the blog article to their own blog.
43…. to say “do a Google search on light bulbs”
5…… to say “thank you”
1…… lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.