Although I have always been anti memes, memes are very SEO improving. Especially when you link back and ping enough of other bloggers.
I will do my best to implement this fact in a near future. And I will try to get into the rythm with the typical End of Year Statistics for this Domain.
- AIFN has had 839583 visitors between March 18th and this morning 04.00AM EST.
- I lost count of the number of unique visitors on March 19th 2006 when I went to bed after having finished the port of the My Waisted LifeTM design to Wordpress. Ever since that day the uniques count has been screwed up. At that moment the site had one unique visitor… me.
- This blog has had many regulars. 7 if I remember well.
- One I was in love with. Life goes on.
- Another one I felt in love with. Life still goes on.
- Two I have to remember them regularly I still exist, thus forcing me to leave a comment at their blog.
- Two have free webspace here and occasionally even blog
- One I don’t know why she still reads. Rumors go it is because I bug her daily in IM Have you read my newest entry?
- Many colleagues have found my blog. They didn’t like it when I wrote that they snort coke. Luckily I know how to redirect IPs. And they do know how to use proxies. Luckily I know …
The day I promised them not to write about their coke usage anymore they invited me to participate to today’s mid-class social life. I refused. I told them I would have to disclose on my blog where the cokes came from. - While blogging I have consumed many bottles of TanquerayTM Gin, drunk lots more Pepsi MaxTM but less Tonic.
- I have used 3 different coffee makers while blogging.
- Reading other blogger’s blogs who were kind enough to leave a comment here, I have spit at least 7 times fluid on one of my screens
- Four light bulbs needed to be replaced during this AIFN year of blogging.
- AIFN has had 4 different
designsrecolorations. All were valid, none has ever been optimized for IE users. - The server went down at least 26 times too much.
- Last but not least, I used 3 different coffee mugs and 2 keyboards1. Both numbers are not related.
So far the statistics for AIFN. If anyone wants to make a decent offer for the domain… I am all sell out.2,3
Is there a trend? Yes there is!
Falling in love has proven well for my statistics.
Am I Famous Now? Fuck Me I’M Internet Famous!
1 Laptop keyboard not included.
2 This boviously doesn’t include any of the content, designs are other things related to this domain such as intellectual property, any rights to market the domain or used abbreviations even.
Any good Google keywords need to be redirected to my future domain.
3 I will not accept any bids under 5k. GBP obviously.
7 have made me smarter ↓
1 Joefish // Dec 28, 2006 at 8:59 pm// View all comments by Joefish//
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If you link them, they will come.
2 Danalyn // Dec 28, 2006 at 9:05 pm// View all comments by Danalyn//
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one may not continue to read this site, regardless of IM bugging, if she can’t get used to this lime green. :P
3 Franky // Dec 28, 2006 at 9:57 pm// View all comments by Franky//
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Joefish, does this mean I have to link more? I only have around 400 outgoing links on this domain (quick estimation).
Danalyn, bummer. I had planned such a nice lime green background for class=”supp” and class=”external”. Now I’ll have to change this in magenta.
4 swan_pr // Dec 28, 2006 at 10:49 pm// View all comments by swan_pr//
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I didn’t know every other day meant occasionally ;)
5 Franky // Dec 28, 2006 at 11:19 pm// View all comments by Franky//
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That regularly? :-P
6 Avitable // Dec 29, 2006 at 1:30 pm// View all comments by Avitable//
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You don’t have to remind me you still exist. I lurk daily.
7 Joefish // Dec 29, 2006 at 9:04 pm// View all comments by Joefish//
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Nah, I’m just saying links make me perk right up. “Who? What? Somebody linked me? Where?”