Am I Famous Now…

Time again to do some reviewing. Sadly but true our new guestposter bloggerminator couldn’t make it this morning since he drunk waayyyy too much last night and became the victim of some bitches. Bitches who might make us life hard in a short future. Bitches working on an odd plan. After the reviewing and overloud bitches now a bitch’ed lifestyle-advice for us to come ? Hmmm… don’t know if that’s such a good idea.

But having said this, let’s go for some reviewing of a male Bitch, also called ASSHOLE and have a look at the Thunderdome-Lord Dave @ Maximum Awesome. Equipped with a bottle of Tanqueray Ten, loads of Ice cubes and not too much of Tonic we stare at the black background of this blog. The design is sober, a not too bright navigation bar at the left, good for a drunk like me. There is an area for First-Timers, sounds good :: sexual advice written by a frustrated and desperate drunk. I am even not writing something bout Dave to argument this judgement, since I hung out there a little more, and know this one is true. Ok Dave you shag a lot, true, but also this year ?
Anyways, I just don’t click on it, as my days as a first-timer belong to the past.

(yes there’s something hidden after the readmore!)

Hey what do I see there :: “Twelve hours of beer” ! It’s getting better all the time, or should I continue my gin. Hmmmm beer against gin ?!?! OK lets check if I got enough of beer in the fridge for a 12-Hour beeraton. Damn only 5 beers, I will have to go the the liquor store. Nah 5 are OK for a start, but I just don’t want to be a softie, only drinking 8% of the the Beeraton-time. Let’s stick to my Tanqueray, at least that bottle will last me almost 3 hours. Actually it’s time to fill up my glass again. :=)

Cool I see you keep a to-do list. I love to-do lists, everytime something I don’t like has to be done I put it on my to-do list, to make sure I will never do it! Or stick it on a post-it-note till I get bored of moving that post-it all the time and just shred it. Fuggin’ hell, Dave I see you just wrote a book-review. Ya scared me, didn’t know you were planning to become an intellectual :rolleyes:
Luckily everything got back on track when I read that most exciting for you was to realize that you could really have beaten up Lindros. Yay that’s how I like ya.

Bye the way got a small question on your blog ? Where’s your counter ? Are you really that ashamed to show us ? If, like you say a blog is/should be personal and you don’t care about how many people read it, WTF do you care about pagerank then ? Do you need to be found or be on top of google if it is personal ? *uups got sidetracked and was reading your tipps*

Let’s go back to the mentally tormented stuff. Or was it tormenting? Wooowww, got some cool friends over there Dave, soul-collectors! If they get bored or die, why don’t ya send them over to me… hehe… *Damn gettin’ waaayyyyyyy too dunrk… gunne fntinuer tomooozzzzzZZZZ.