Am I Famous Now…

Today, a regular sunday in the country of the U.K. Something is rotten over there. I came here to hide my crazy brain, among the other weirdos, also called brittons, but discovered very soon that my plan wasn’t going to work. Yes I could easily integrate as a foreigner into the british lifestyle :: eating crappy food, drinking even more, shagging occasionally and puking after having drunk. But on sundays, bloody hell, they all…

… I thought obesite was an american problem, but all those binge-drinking brittons also work it very hard. Since it a sunday, it’s Sky Live Football-time. How can you be that dumb ???

OK, I will shut up about all the page 3-orientated newspapers you all buy here, but as if that wasn’t enough yet, get that ass out of your bloody settee, buy a computer an become a nerd. At least I would have some dumb blog to laugh about.