I am sitting here. Actually I should be working right now, but I can’t really be bothered, I mean it is only 13.34 right now. I should be sleeping. Blogging America still didn’t arrive at work, so I have already caught up with all my feeds and am waiting… waiting… waiting… browsing through my archives.
I have done this regularly during the last two weeks. No not because I am that narcistic (which I actually am) but mainly because I am such a great writer. Just too bad you guys don’t get my humour. Oh fuckit! I am just too damn lazy :: I didn’t have any categories at blugger and now I have loads of them. I ‘need to’ categorize. Two words I hate, basically they mean the same as ‘Game Over’ to me. I only ‘need to’ die, k. But digressing again.
Everytime I write a post I get a blast out of categorizing that post. I hate categorizing, but I love categorizing my posts. Hehe. Probably because I am the only one who knows what the categories mean (to me). So here some short explanations. Hehe.
asshole :: Yup, that’s me. No further explanation needed.
blogg3r :: All shit about experiences in the blogosphere. Basically a wasted category.
contest :: Hey I had a contest going on. k. And 5 kids at the age of 20 IS a contest as well.
cyber :: Not sure about this one yet, will have to check it more and improve my English.
donkeydick uk :: It always fucking rains in this country.
donkeydick us :: I want my damn greencard or I’ll bomb you. Well maybe not, but without greencard I don’t have to pay taxes. So it’s in your own interests.
futyvm :: Any further explanation needed? Yes? Fuck You Thank You Very Much. k?
geek :: Sorry I am just a stupid Belgian Bloke.
get a life :: Damn was I cybering? You know what ? Get a life!
got a life :: Trust me I really do. I just have to remember where I left it.
jerking off :: Ranting, but google optimized.
lortab :: Still figuring out, maybe I might prefer a category ‘tanqueray’. Hey I am new to this ok?!
notes :: Need a dictionary?
pussy :: Stop whining, but google optimized again.
too dumb :: get a life ok.
waisted :: That was what it all started with.
whoring :: Giving your damn blog more clicks/visitors. Thought that was clear?!
wordpress :: WP
yawns :: Memes.
So maybe now you can imagine how much fun I have categorizing posts. Probably not because my humour is still screwed and you don’t get it anyway. But now I have to categorize a little more.
Existing categories still valid but in the new design I won’t use categories but tags.
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1 Franky // Apr 4, 2006 at 3:26 pm// View all comments by Franky//
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Fuck, did I just write twice ‘hehe’ in one post. Yes I did. Damn I need another post on top.
2 Paige // Apr 4, 2006 at 5:01 pm// View all comments by Paige//
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Nice to see the new setup. :) “hehe”
3 Biologisvensk // Apr 4, 2006 at 10:21 pm// View all comments by Biologisvensk//
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Ahem, I believe I’ve earned the catergory “lortab” tyvm. Go for “tanqueray” it’s you dahling, totaly you.
Drink lots of coffee and eat lots of kitkats and you will survive this catagorical delimma at this phase in your blogging life. It.will.be.ok! If not ring a therapist.