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depressiv and pissed off

October 22nd, 2005 by WebMatrix · 2 Made Me Smarter

Today I wanted to get out of bed and have a nice day, but this country messed everything up again :: just as the usual it was raining in the UK. So I had to go for a triple shot of coffeine to start my day, and believe me - even if your a great coffeinejunk- it fucks your day even more. At work I was doing my basic daily stuff :: pissing off people with my stupid remarks and hiding behind being just a stupid Belgian bloke. Who did actually say that English people like sarcasm? Forget it !

Actually they really like it, but just when they have enough of victims for their stupid jokes. I really felt like being in the middle of Benny Hill today. Had just one problem :: I had forgotten my laughing tape. But once I started they were all pissed. That made me even more pissed of course and I got wittier, at least that was how I felt, every minute. You can imagine how they felt. Bunch of pussies…

How does one have to survive among real people like this. No then I would really consider building my nutshell (or just a little bigger as a nutshell, because my notebook has a 17″ screen) and staying in there. As long as I got a broadband, a fucking blasting stereo in surround, loads of good and violent movies, and occasionally - like at least 4 times a day- a bloody nasty bitch coming over. Oh yes, then I don’t need any people around me anymore. Maybe just a good cocktailmixer to make me my drinks, because I am to lazy to do that. And about the bitch, she can do whatever she wants with me, as long as she lets me sleep.

I LOVE YOU ALL, especially my favourite housewifes…

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    1 rebecca // Sep 9, 2006 at 5:57 pm// View all comments by rebecca//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    sorry you’re having such a rough day, I hate those kind of days.

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    2 Franky // Sep 9, 2006 at 5:58 pm// View all comments by Franky//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    my day wasn’t rougher as usually…
    it’s just that after several months my colleagues, yes they all wear suits and would definetly fire me if they discovered my blog, still can’t deal with my sarcasm…

    sad suit-wearing-people…
    but wonder how many of them snort coke without admitting it, and have several affairs…

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