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July 13th, 2006 by WebMatrix · 19 Made Me Smarter

Go show Michelle some love. She is going trough a bad period. But nevertheless she found the energy to review my blog. I feel honoured.
Sadly, if she had tried to discover a little more and be less funny, she’d known I couldn’t care less. Also would she have known I don’t like this design, that my blog a permanent switch of topics is, I would ask noone to review this non-sensical compilation of hidden alliterations and I do love IT2M (by times).
I wonder if the review would have been differently if she knew I have commented around 1000 times at IT2M.

The 3 readers who will probably visit Michelle have to be warned : Michelle tends to rewrite your comment in a desperate try to answer her own life-questions and sound hilarious. More about that here.

Btw dearest Michelle, in an attempt to help you develop your skills further and gain more readers, learn some cynism here.

Back to a normal level of intelligence now.

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    1 Danalyn // Jul 13, 2006 at 11:24 pm// View all comments by Danalyn//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Are we calling you maddog now? You need to tell me these things, ya know?

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    2 Franky // Jul 13, 2006 at 11:45 pm// View all comments by Franky//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Hey, I am just a dumb Belgian bloke. What do I know?

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    3 rachel // Jul 14, 2006 at 12:06 am// View all comments by rachel//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    I love the little bit that says “Just an archives, recent posts, and categories list is all you really need.”… this coming from a dingbat with 8bazillion tags under each of her posts…. WHEN IS IT MY TURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111 111111111111111

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    4 Franky // Jul 14, 2006 at 12:16 am// View all comments by Franky//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Rachel, actually I am working on a category free version. Who needs categories when there are tags.

    Anyway I just guess she has no batteries nor money to buy some new ones.
    And yes she really needs to review you, time we read something funny about you again. It all became boring since your BE-hiatus.

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    5 Michelle // Jul 14, 2006 at 1:04 am// View all comments by Michelle//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    You came to my website and asked me to review your blog, and I did as honestly & objectively as possible. I didn’t put anything personal in it because I wasn’t reviewing your personality, just your blog. If I was reviewing your personality, it would have been a whole different review. Then, I just would have said it sucked. Tell you what, I’ll make a change to the hot link to your blog. Just for you. :)

    You’re angry because I slammed you. But you posted comments on my blog, calling me names and insulting me despite the fact that neither I, nor you, knew what you were talking about AND you don’t know anything about me. Of course, I’m going to slam you for that. What do you expect??

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    6 Rik // Jul 14, 2006 at 5:52 pm// View all comments by Rik//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    No, Michelle, we’re just amused at how pathetic you are.

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    7 Franky // Jul 14, 2006 at 5:54 pm// View all comments by Franky//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Rik obviously the post-title was too smart for Michelle to figure out.

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    8 Rik // Jul 14, 2006 at 11:24 pm// View all comments by Rik//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Yeah, she doesn’t seem to be the sharpest knife in the drawer, does she?

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    9 Franky // Jul 15, 2006 at 8:35 pm// View all comments by Franky//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    LMFAO. She deleted, erm edited her review. Poor woman. Suddenly I feel writing an IT2M-faq for dumbos like her. Altho I actually do give her the pathetic bonus of having planned the whole drama when submitting.

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    10 anonymous // Jul 15, 2006 at 8:45 pm// View all comments by anonymous//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Franky; fuck you, you attention-seeking whore.

    Rik; change your bloody avator. Stop hiding behind an ugly cool-wannabe. urgh.

    bitches and bastards.

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    11 anonymous // Jul 15, 2006 at 8:48 pm// View all comments by anonymous//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    You have no sense of civility - deliberately starting tiny online wars.

    It’s pathetic, really. My twelve-year-old kid is more mature than that. Get yourselves lives.

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    12 anonymous // Jul 15, 2006 at 8:50 pm// View all comments by anonymous//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    I’m actually one of Michelle’s readers, I don’t really support her a total 100%, I don’t classify her as sharp-minded either but I don’t think she deserves so many slams at once.

    Seriously, you fight-loving freaks are worse geeks I’ve come across online. *snorts*

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    13 Franky // Jul 15, 2006 at 9:24 pm// View all comments by Franky//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Dearest anonymous (why be that scared),
    ever considered that people who submit their blog at IT2M might first have a look and read some of the reviews at IT2M. Anyone spending 5 minutes at that site and reading a little can expect what might happen. Actually having read IT2M for almost a year I do know when seeing a blog what the review will be (most of times).

    Michelle has done everything last week to gain some sympathy and new readers, even going that far to start reviewing IT2M, telling lies about her stalker Annie (I have never seen Annie comment on a reviewed blog outside of IT2M and this in almost a year) and Charred.
    As if this wasn’t enough yet, she even edited comments and continued to lie. Everyone who reads my blog since a while knows I would not ask for a review.

    We all find it funny that Michelle behaves that way, actually people reacting that way are what makes the popularity of IT2M. As for my part, anyone having a go at my (blog) friends, comes in my line of fire. Sounds fair to me don’t you think.

    Just one correction on Michelle’s edited post. No I was and am not in rage, I really couldn’t care less. Why should I bother about someone reviewing my blog, when that person edits my comments? And I also don’t care if that review is positively. But I am honest to my 4-5 readers and will point them out to discovered things like edited comments.

    But to end this, I find it funny that a mother, obviously very narrow-minded, will state that her son behaves more maturely than we do. May I honestly fear for the quality of education you can give your son?
    And visit slashdot, digg and other sides more often if you think that we are bad. Besides in the last two months I might have commented 4 times at IT2M since I have a quite busy life. And no I can’t be bothered about your email, but the wordpress system requires one to comment and I admire your guts to choose anonymous as name. I feel like answering a bot.

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    14 Rik // Jul 15, 2006 at 9:43 pm// View all comments by Rik//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Oh, No! I’ve been criticized by an anonymous coward! Oh, Rhett, Rhett,…where shall I go, what shall I do?

    Well, I guess I’d better get a picture of me to use as an avatar, because the picture of me I’m currently using obviously isn’t doing the job well enough.

    Remember kids, don’t do stupid things then ask for an outside opinion if you don’t want to hear that you’re an idiot!

    Franky,
    I’m curious to know if you got spammed by 3 anonymous cowards, or just one?

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    15 Franky // Jul 15, 2006 at 11:02 pm// View all comments by Franky//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Charred is it a surprized that the anonymous mother, with the maturely behaving son, needed 5 minutes and 3 comments to finally cum?

    But I did like the email addy she used : whythehelldoyouwannaknow@yahoo.com. Too dumb to realize I got an IP address if I really wanted to annoy her. Do you think she was smart enough to use an open proxy (other proxies don’t pass due to Bad Behavior)?

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    16 Rik // Jul 15, 2006 at 11:28 pm// View all comments by Rik//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    So, Michelle made multiple comments pretending to be different people?

    Oh, that is just too funny!

    What’s worse than a lying, deceiving, cowardly person? One who’s so incredibly inept that she bungles every attempt at deception, yet remains convinced she’s unimaginably clever.

    I think this deserves a link at IT2M.

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    17 Franky // Jul 15, 2006 at 11:33 pm// View all comments by Franky//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Charred I couldn’t say if that is true, but would still agree your reasoning. Although both IPs are different, but wasn’t Michelle moving?
    Actually didn’t she post that her connection was going to be interrupted? And still she did find time and physical possibilities to blog. Obviously she is also doesn’t care about her own regulars either. Poor woman.

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    18 Biologisvensk // Jul 15, 2006 at 11:39 pm// View all comments by Biologisvensk//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    “So, Michelle made multiple comments pretending to be different people?”

    Maybe she just has MPD?

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    19 annie // Jul 16, 2006 at 1:37 am// View all comments by annie//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Maybe it would have helped if she got your nick-name correct? She wrote “Maddog” instead of “Franky”. How insulting.
    That Michelle is a true nutcase.

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