Today when I stood in front of the mirror, getting ready for a shave it happened. I knew it was gonna happen. The last two years coasted me quite some hair. Instead of blaming my genes I have always preferred to blame my ex. It was always easier to say ‘the last 2 years sucked’ as to admit that it was all gonna become even worse and I would loose even more hair in the next years. Every man in my family started loosing them around 30 and soon turned into a young Kevin Costner in ‘In The Line of The Fire’ (I will not complain if the woman find Kevin Costner in that movie HAUWT!) with a ‘full moon’ as well.
I was standing there enjoying my five minutes of real narcism and saying to myself that Oscar Wilde would definitely love me. And then… FUCK! That’s when I saw it. One hair. GREY! Ok.stay.cool. What did my father always say? ‘A nice grey is pretty hot’. Cool dad, I’ve always known you were a smart bloke, but this.hair.has.to.disappear.
Weaponned with my ‘pincer’ I approached the mirror to perfectly locate it. You know, short pain that.hair.must.go. Suddenly I started to smile. The closer I came to the mirror the more I smiled. It was just a false alert. A white hair! Wisdom!
The.white.hair.got.epilated.
I heard in the blogosphere corridors that I am g33ky. I wonder if she has been gossipping. Anyway yesterday I was coding some CSS-DropDown menus for my header. Fuck KILL IE! When will MS finally hire a decent CSS’er? Everything (preview) works perfectly in Firefox and Opera, I bet even Safari renders the CSS-drop-down-menus perfectly, but IE, no no NOOOOOOOOO ! Even IE7 can’t display it correctly. That.damn.div.is.closed!
To stay g33ky on a last note, you gotta love this desktop of a bitch girl. Bad luck. She is lesbian. Get.over.it.
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1 Vic // Sep 9, 2006 at 9:45 pm// View all comments by Vic//
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I don’t even remember how I got here now, but I do remember reading that you don’t like pink blogs. Well, mine is, but I also showed my boobs this week.
Anyway, embrace the gray. If you pull them out, they just come back. You might want to think about the dye stuff. Just consult the experts first - trust me.
Firefox rocks. Just ignore the others. I won’t tell anyone.
2 WriteWingNut // Sep 9, 2006 at 9:46 pm// View all comments by WriteWingNut//
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Just dropping in to say hello….Kimmi sent me!
3 Otilius // Sep 9, 2006 at 9:47 pm// View all comments by Otilius//
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better to have grey hair than grey thoughts…when you start getting grey in the Soul Patch, my man, then it will be time for blathering…
4 Angie // Sep 9, 2006 at 9:48 pm// View all comments by Angie//
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When women get grey hair, we color it. Men with grey hair are “distinguished.” Embrace the grey, madbull. Your girlfriend will probably find you even more HOT.
5 Sassy // Sep 9, 2006 at 9:49 pm// View all comments by Sassy//
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Whew, you got rid of that grey. Thank goodness. *Big sigh*. So you don’t like pink? Hmmm. I love it, but I hope you won’t hold that against me.
6 eV // Sep 9, 2006 at 9:50 pm// View all comments by eV//
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Ohhh - was the grey around the temples? Love the grey around the temples. In fact, I like my husband’s hair now that he has grey more than when we married.
(He didn’t have a single grey hair until a few months after we married… Think there is a connection? Heh!)
7 Dawn (webmiztriz) // Sep 9, 2006 at 9:51 pm// View all comments by Dawn (webmiztriz)//
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i keep getting wiser and wiser each year…thank god for black hair dye!! :)
8 Jacq // Sep 9, 2006 at 9:52 pm// View all comments by Jacq//
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OMG Dawn, I was using a dark brown hair dye for the longest time, and it was so close to black, I looked like Elvira. I get so bored with hair color, so I change it yet again. Now, I’m slowly getting back to brown. It isn’t as dark. (I have some grays mixed in there. OH EFFIN JOY OF NATURE)
I also had a brain fart and cut five inches off over the summer. UGH!!!!
9 mr skin // Oct 22, 2006 at 5:30 am// View all comments by mr skin//
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Seems like Costner’s career has been at a stand still for a while. He hasn’t really done anything magnificant for a while that I can remember