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April 15th, 2006 by WebMatrix · 8 Made Me Smarter

I heard yesterday that my girlfriend’s granny thinks she has to move out when I arrive in the States. Gran is catholic in heart and soul.

Catholic people. (be-earlied) Happy Easter.

Bastards.

Dearest ‘rocking gran’,

I actually thought you were a nice and funny person. I have read loads of funny stuff about you. Of course I have known from the beginning you were a catholic pain in the ass. I was correct. Fuck you and your ‘ideas’. They are 15th century.
Happy Easter.

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    1 ocB // Apr 15, 2006 at 7:14 pm// View all comments by ocB//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    I understand the situation… but it still breaks my heart to see you say fuck you to a gramma hehe

    but again..I understand.

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    2 SGT Capozzi // Apr 15, 2006 at 8:29 pm// View all comments by SGT Capozzi//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Haha, you gotta luv those catholic ideas, they can be kinda funny. Well, funny till you try to bed a catholic then they are a pain in the ass.

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    3 Sarah // Apr 15, 2006 at 9:51 pm// View all comments by Sarah//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    My other half claims to be catholic-he’s not very good at it though!

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    4 J. // Apr 15, 2006 at 10:18 pm// View all comments by J.//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Actually, I find the ‘ideas’ of the elderly quite quaint … almost cute. Except, of course, when they’re a pain in my ass.

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    5 Avitable // Apr 16, 2006 at 12:42 pm// View all comments by Avitable//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    I lived with my girlfriend who then became my fiancee and wife. I’m Catholic, and we had to do the mandatory Catholic marriage counseling before we could get married in the Catholic Church.

    The priest we spoke with actually said he had no problem with people living together. I think if you could find a liberal Catholic priest (they’re out there - try the lower income neighborhoods) to write off on living together, you can tell the granny to suck your stump.

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    6 Franky // Apr 16, 2006 at 12:58 pm// View all comments by Franky//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    ocB :: Damn Spam Karma only send me the mail now. Trust me I don’t like it either, definetely not since while considering all ‘our options’ in the last months I always told GF ‘You can’t leave your Gran alone’. Anyways…

    SGT :: I couldn’t say it better.

    Sarah :: Of course I haven’t met that crazy family yet but I can tell you they are damn hypocrite, erm catholic.

    J. :: Older people are fun, well they can be sometimes.

    Avitable :: The priest was grandfather. We/I didn’t want to leave together (yet) mainly because gran has health problems and GF lives with her. Who will get the post out, especially who will take care off her everytime she falls…

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    7 T. // Apr 17, 2006 at 3:40 pm// View all comments by T.//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Some Catholics are really old fashioned. Unfortunately, if she’s an old lady, she probably isn’t going to change her opinions for you. Good luck with her!

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    8 The Rock Bitch // Apr 19, 2006 at 1:32 am// View all comments by The Rock Bitch//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Hypocrite=Catholic…I mean that’s the equation right? I thought they meant the same thing. I’m going to hell in a hand basket.

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