Am I Famous Now…

...Diatribe Of A Cyber Suicide

I am a h0

January 29th, 2006 by WebMatrix · 13 Made Me Smarter

I am such a h0. But I don’t give a d4mn about you thinking that anyway. So time for some p|mP|n.

The most unrewarded blog. The most horrible template I daily ’stare’ at. The most uncommented blog I know. B0ring, d4mN b0r|ng, he bores the h3ll out of me. Erm I mean his template does! The longest archive list I know. Daily the longest posts I read. Day after day. The second blog I ever linked to. Still in my links. Waaaayyyyyy tooooooo many stat counters. Fu(k|ng g00gle ads and an even uglier ‘Link2blogs’ tower. Just.kill.his.sidebar.

Visit Bill’s bitter pills. Dry and sarcastic. Just the way I love it.

And tell him he needs a new template before I kill his link !

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    1 Otilius // Sep 10, 2006 at 4:30 pm// View all comments by Otilius//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Well, not such a bad use of that blogger® bubble template but, yes, the archive links could be batched by months at least…
    I’m sure he’d do just fine on BE’s BotB, since people vote for templates all the time. Of course, people like voting for slick headers the most. Perhaps this pimp slap of yours will do the trick…

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    2 wolfbuckingham // Sep 10, 2006 at 4:31 pm// View all comments by wolfbuckingham//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Okay…okay! I’ve heard your comments. What can I say, I’m TECHNOLOGICALLY challenged. I read all about how to change things on a blog…and it’s like, well like I’m President Bush (but not as stupid!). I did change the template…but I’m NOT sure what I SHOULD remove. I did group the archives by month. I’m a WRITER, not a DESIGNER…if ONLY I have a friend who was WILLING to redesign the blog…I would. But since I’m TOO busy writing…I never make ANY friends. Do you want to be my friend?

    I’ve been trying to get my blog more readers…do you want to help with that too? And finally, can I borrow a million dollars? Well, if you don’t have a million how about a grand?

    Honestly, I don’t know what I’m doing…with the blog..I’m just trying to get my writing out there. So ANY and ALL help you can give me would be appreciated!

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    3 Franky // Sep 10, 2006 at 4:32 pm// View all comments by Franky//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    wolfbuckingham :: just drop me a mail with any ‘template desires and evt. any pics you might have seen/want’…

    your writing is worth it …

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    4 Mrs. Mogul // Sep 10, 2006 at 4:33 pm// View all comments by Mrs. Mogul//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    I think his new template should contain bitter pills, maybe with eyes and a body.

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    5 ariadneK // Sep 10, 2006 at 4:34 pm// View all comments by ariadneK//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    I’d help out with a template if he desires, as well. (Seriously…I’m not in “bitch-mode” right now).

    BTW madbull, thanks for renting out one of the blogs I manage. After my previous comments I was kinda surprised.

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    6 Franky // Sep 10, 2006 at 4:34 pm// View all comments by Franky//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    ariadneK :: sarcasm that’s what it is called… your comments were weak, but yes i am used to that i have seen how you reacted on other blogs that said something bout you…

    imagine people told me that your blog was up for rent… people who knew i would bid… :D

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    7 ariadneK // Sep 10, 2006 at 4:35 pm// View all comments by ariadneK//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    ;-)

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    8 wolfbuckingham // Sep 10, 2006 at 4:35 pm// View all comments by wolfbuckingham//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Madbull:

    I’d love some help changing the blog. And I do like the idea of pills on it! Any ideas/suggestions would be helpful. You can write me at email address.

    Thanks!

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    9 wolfbuckingham // Sep 10, 2006 at 4:51 pm// View all comments by wolfbuckingham//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Otilius…what is BE’s BotB?

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    10 wolfbuckingham // Sep 10, 2006 at 4:51 pm// View all comments by wolfbuckingham//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Again…any help I can get ariadneK would be great!

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    11 Danalyn // Sep 10, 2006 at 4:52 pm// View all comments by Danalyn//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    I really wish you would stop typing like that…

    …especially now that you have that blogcharm blog…

    ;-)

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    12 ariadneK // Sep 10, 2006 at 4:52 pm// View all comments by ariadneK//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    wolfbuckingham: I dunno if you’ve seen all of my blogs, but I’ve designed the templates and I’m not too great at it, but I enjoy trying; I’ll drop by your blog and leave you a note or else email you if you have an address listed. :-)

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    13 ariadneK // Sep 10, 2006 at 4:53 pm// View all comments by ariadneK//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Madbull, I cried myself to sleep last night since you didn’t accept my rent bid. I had bad dreams, too.

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