Drunk (blame her) I decide to break my newest resolution and visit blogmad. It couldn’t have turned out better. The first site I visit is this one. Oooook. What shall I do now?
Ignore the fact that I have been enjoying Myers Rum or just have a ‘closer’ look at this colour scheme. Nah, I can’t be such an asshole, can I? Actually I gotta compliment this blogger for having chosen some other colours for his text. I mean he could have stayed with the standard white on black. But holy shit, red! And all the other colours of the ‘I Am The Greatest Blogger Rainbow’. Sadly nothing in this whole template made me click the little ‘X’ in my browser. Oh no, therefore the Photoshop capabiltiies of this great blogger where t respectable.
Isn’t it great when you manage it to make the (white) border of your images more important than the actual image? Those are the moments where I totally forget the 70’s colour scheme of your blog. I.gotta.admire.those.picture’s.borders. No really, they intrigate me. No one cares about the actual content of your blog (anymore), not that we ever did before, but you are the newest master of Photoshop. You truly are. Get rid of those pictures (they look horrible anyway), stop playing with software you stole or didn’t pay for and stop submitting your site to every cheap way of getting traffic. k?!
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1 The Rock Bitch // Apr 8, 2006 at 4:02 am// View all comments by The Rock Bitch//
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OMG - That is too funny and yet so tragic. I read some of the content. He was lamenting over his pop-pop and then I just went blind over the orange as my eyes drifted to some purple text. I haven’t mastered anything in photoshop yet so I’m damn jealous of his mad skillz! He does admit that he knows nothing and would love to have a nice blog so I’ll give him snaps admitting his crimes.
How the hell did you find that atrosity anyway? Too funny! Drink more!
2 The Rock Bitch // Apr 8, 2006 at 4:04 am// View all comments by The Rock Bitch//
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Blonde moment - you found it using Blogmad and breaking your newest resolution.
I’m going to get another drink right now!
3 Donna // Apr 8, 2006 at 4:37 am// View all comments by Donna//
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Yeah I’m kinda hooked on blogmad…it seems I’m also hooked on GDF via the Rock Bitch. I swear, she made me drink that Budweiner…just like she made me film that midget porn…..haahhaha! Happy GDF!!
4 Franky // Apr 8, 2006 at 4:50 am// View all comments by Franky//
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RB :: truly, the FIRST site that showed up at blogmad.
Donna :: It IS your pub(l)ic duty to share that video!
5 Talamasca // Apr 8, 2006 at 8:24 am// View all comments by Talamasca//
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Bloody hell. I think I burned my retinas.
Okay, I’m off to visit BlogMad. Wish me luck. :-)
6 krome.obsession // Apr 8, 2006 at 5:03 pm// View all comments by krome.obsession//
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This is yet another wonderful example of children playing with over priced software they stole, oh, my bad, it’s not a kid .. .. ..
7 Dawn (webmiztris) // Apr 8, 2006 at 5:43 pm// View all comments by Dawn (webmiztris)//
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you’re bad, Franky! that guy must have paint shop pro - I have that same border effect in my version!
8 Franky // Apr 8, 2006 at 5:49 pm// View all comments by Franky//
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HEY! A new blogger, I am sending traffic Dawn. Gotta make the peep happy don’t ya?