Is my life really that ‘wasted’ ? I don’t think so…
But why ‘My waisted Life’ as a blogtitle then ???
Before I started MWL, I had already tried 3 or 4 times to become a blogger and read a lot of blogs as well. Reading those I realized how ‘waisted’ my life actually is.
I don’t have any diapers to change or any cool kids.
I never know what and how to cook.
I could tell you a lot about cocktails and their history but who cares about them.
I don’t do any intresting sports or jump out of the gardenshed.
My dogs don’t poop all over the place and my cats can’t use a computer, forget about have a blog.
I don’t have fuzzy bras or think of getting one.
My muppets don’t meep.
I do not have cramps.
I never strip or think of becoming one.
My monkey never gets spanked.
I never date or get Shrek-Ears and my Mrs. doesn’t take my black AmEx.
Gnomes don’t invade my garden and Haikus, what are they.
I don’t game, nor am I humourous.
I have no b(o)(o)bies and don’t know two other bitches.
I am not gay or bisexual.
I don’t do politics or take pictures.
My momm is not Jack, nor am I raging.
I can’t draw and do not sing.
Damn my life is waisted.
BUT !
I DO HAVE A BLOG !
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