I guess it is time for some more of ‘all the above’. Why am I bored of this blog?
Trolls, dumbasses and all the rest, I have had my share of ‘em. Actually I have quite often tried to ‘bring in some intellect’ in several posts, even some wit. Word games, personal thoughts and provocation to reflexion, (hidden) sarcasm and a lot more. Sadly Often not understood, probably even not discovered.
Comment bashing once has been a fun thing to do, but obviously I have always had some commenters trying to ‘be important’ (read interesting). Luckily a majority (read 5 or 6) were interesting and will definitely end up on the new blogroll. As for the rest… no idea, but I am a biased pretentious arrogant bastard deal with it. Actually 10-12 will stay on the list. :P
And now the funny part. ‘Rules to comment here’ (doesn’t apply on this post).
1. Read the fucking whole post (I’ll make sure the template is ‘whole-post-reading-and-commenting-optimized’).
2. If you got nothing to say, shut the fuck up.
3. If you got something to say, try to stick to English, I ‘work’ my English every damn post I write. Of course you can always comment in Dutch, French or German as well.
4. Make sure your English has less typos as mine. If you use any of the other mentionned languages, remember following :: I actually am ashamed about the quality of my English, because I am proud of my general language knowledge. The other 3 languages I ‘juggle’ with ‘em. I am a ’spelling nazi’ in those languages. In French I do know and apply the ’subjonctif’ rules. In Dutch… better don’t start. German? Just fuck off, I left your damn country as well. ‘Waisted’ four years of my life there.
5. Use your fucking brain. This is no troll area.
6. If using your fucking brain is too much asked, at least try to be interesting.
8. If being interesting isn’t any of the word combinations in your thesaurus, try to have something funny to say/write.
9. If all of the above is too hard, too difficult, too much asked for you, click the correct number and surf to the next blog.
Yes I do know there is no #7. There will be no #4 among the soon-to-come IM rules neither.
Now show me you haven’t forgotten to put anti-frost in your head last winter.
Some more information :: vector images will not an element of this blog anymore. I loathe them. There will be ads too. Don’t like it? Get a feedreader or move on. And my stomach has recovered well from my ulcerian. I am back at my daily gallon (at least) of coffee.
kThnxBye.
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1 otilius // May 15, 2006 at 8:27 am// View all comments by otilius//
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Happy MOTHER’s Day!
I was going to say something else but now I have to puke….
2 Kentucky Girl // May 15, 2006 at 9:53 am// View all comments by Kentucky Girl//
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Yo quiero Taco Bell. heh.
MMkay, so what direction are you taking your blog now? Remember, I confuse easily.
3 krome.obsession // May 15, 2006 at 11:24 am// View all comments by krome.obsession//
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It always get’s me how people bitch about spelling and grammer. I can understand that there’s little point to a blog if no one understands what you’re saying, but for fucks sake not everyone speaks English as a first language, not to mention all the dyslexics who have blogs ..
I like your humour.
Why are people so into vector images on the web? Isn’t it a bit of a waste?
4 annette // May 15, 2006 at 7:11 pm// View all comments by annette//
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Well said! I am still sticking to my captchas though. Otherwise I’ll get a floodfuck’s worth of virtual viagra. Damn spammmmmers. As far as the stupid people comments - the upside is you always have more blog content making fun of them!
:)
5 kebmillard // May 15, 2006 at 11:43 pm// View all comments by kebmillard//
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okay, I have nothing worthy, funny or witty to say for this particular comment. However, I will try to have less typos than you do. As for the rest, you go!
6 JJ // May 16, 2006 at 1:26 am// View all comments by JJ//
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So much pressure to leave an interesting comment. Ah fuck it. I got nothin’
7 Deb_LA // May 16, 2006 at 2:46 am// View all comments by Deb_LA//
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The Grammer police rock. Seriously, what is the point of reading blogs if all you are going to do is freak out about spelling and grammer? UGH.
De Grammer politierots. Ernstig, wat is het punt van lezing blogs als allen u gaat doen uit over spelling en grammer buitenissig is?
La roche de police de Grammer. Sérieusement, quel est le point de blogs de lecture si tout que vous allez faire est anormal hors environ de l’épellation et du grammer ?
Der Grammer Polizeifelsen. Ernsthaft ist was der Punkt von Messwertblogs, wenn alles, das Sie tun werden, aus über Rechtschreibung und grammer ungewöhnlich ist?
Do you hate me?
8 Franky // May 16, 2006 at 3:36 am// View all comments by Franky//
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Deb_LA :: gotta love Babelfish don’t you. Have you seen what happens if you take the same sentence and then always translate it into another language, using the translation as a base but not the original phrase you started with. After 5 or 6 times you translate what you got so far back to English.
And no I don’t hate you, lol. I am just bored of some people who always are online and think I, who manage it to make money online, need a life. Fair enough, but honestly if they even think I already have ‘cronies’ writing my posts, it is time they stop lurking.
Besides that, I hate 1337-speak, especially when it even isn’t correctly written. Of course occasionally it can be fun.
Who were I to ‘bitch about grammar’? Although I have committed myself to correct all my damn posts. But only the typos. ;)
But I even do hate people who can’t be bothered to try to stick to the topic of the post in their comments more.
Sometimes I just think ‘Less is more’. Daily I don’t comment on that many blogs, because I have nothing to say about the topic.
Keb :: No worries ;)
anette :: Did your url/domain belong to someone else before? Anyway, use gmail, spamfilter works perfect (most of time).
krome :: I can think of enough of grammar bitches/dorks reading blogs. It gets funny when you analyze their linguistic skills.
KG :: the boring way :P
Oti :: I told my mother you had to puke when you thought of her.
9 Deb_LA // May 18, 2006 at 2:37 pm// View all comments by Deb_LA//
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Totally agree. By the way, I translated the German one back to english, it didn’t even come out as the same sentance. Damn you Babelfish!
10 Daxchancy // Jan 20, 2008 at 6:18 pm// View all comments by Daxchancy//
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