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Shitty Blogs Club, or how shitty can a blog be

November 27th, 2005 by WebMatrix · No Shared Ignorance Wisdom

In this period of ‘Blogburners’ and ‘Professional Blogreviewers’ I always get surprised how much people start to believe in their own ‘virtual importance’. Don’t you all get it ? People we are just living a life online, and it (in most cases) doesn’t fill up our wallte or bank account. For a lot of fellow bloggers it is rather a way to show another ’site’ of their personality, a ’site’ they try to hide in real life. People who read my blog and who understand a little sarcasm can definitely imagine that in real life I am actually harder as I show here. Also for me this blog is a possibility to express myself ‘in a safe environnement’ and opposed to a lot of bloggers show ’some weaker parts’ of mine.

One of my regular reads is The Shitty Blogs Club. Actually I even submitted my blog over there shortly after having started MWL, but only because I liked SBC.

Today, surfing another of my daily reads, HorseHell i noticed a comment at HH, stating the SBC. Mango, one of the SBC-founders, not agreeing with Biologisvensk mentionning (read posting the name + link of) the SBC in her post explaining the banned bank. Yes Bio lost the Thunderdome and found a loophole in the rules. The first reaction of some Thunderdome-freaks was astonishment and ‘not understanding’ since Bio first put up the ‘Banned Bank’ in her sidebar, but without explaining. Even more, a thread at Chaos Wastes, the official Thunderdome forums, learned every not too dumb reader that even Dave, the founder of the Thunderdome and Maximum Awesome didn’t take Bio’s found loophole like ‘a rat pushed into a corner and trying to kick around’. No the main tenor in the forums was :: ‘Everyone learned something out of this and life goes on’.

But sadly but true some people can’t live happily without stirring the shit non-stop. I really wonder if it makes them feel happier and makes life easier for them. When I read that entry at the SBC, I immediately felt like having to says my 43cents bout Mango’s attitude and posted a comment.

WTF do you people all think ?
that you all rule the blogosphere… ??? fair enough…
but then you gotta be able to deal with ‘rebels’ as well
sorry guys but all come off your ’self-invented’ throne

Rereading my comment now, some hours later I still didn’t change my opinion. Especially after having digged ‘just a little’ in the SBC-Archives. What is the Shitty Blogs Club actually about. You would think that you might find it in the first post, wouldn’t you. Well here we go ::

First post in a new category about SBC

Welcome all Shitty Blogs Club Members!

I have a list of member blogs on the side bar here. I count six blogs so far. Cool. Not bad for day one. Let me know if I’ve overlooked anyone. I’d hate to accidently deny anyone’s shittiness. Remember, there are no rules to SBC other than you have to have the badge displayed proudly. What else do you need?

Be Proud. Be Shitty.

Yeah ! Great one guys ! You rock !
Trying hard to ignore there’s a Shitty Blogs Radio at Mangoradio I didn’t get wiser and don’t know where the SBC-members/founders found ‘their proud and great Badge’ to wear. Yes, I found your disclaimer as well, but mentioning the disclaimer just wouldn’t fit into me strategy right now. In the case that you might wonder what a ‘crap statement’ this was, it is a figure of speech mainly used by Cicero and called Praeteritio (Greek :: Paralypsis). Click the link it will lead you to the wikipedia *wink*.

Once having enjoyed the SBC, today I really started wondering if my last week without tablets has done me any good (guys use this one in the comments, I just handed you a weak spot to assault!) because I didn’t enjoy the shit over there anymore. Why not ?
Mango your post from today just shows us that you are a little attention seeker, who is ready to creep in to the whole of any ‘admired personality’. BTW, your posting in above mentionned Chaos Wastes’ thread didn’t change my opinion and your reaction on my comment at SBC actually made me feel really good. Thank you for that, a reason more not to have to take tablets today.

‘go fuck yourself.’

I really hope you feel better and relieved after having written this, but I am sure you enjoyed it since you repeated it a second time. And on your question ‘WTF I am’ let me think shortly about that one.

Done. Just consider me just like Bitchalicious and Orange Haired Boy being another lapdog of Bio *blink*
Yes this involves you might have to change your entry at SBC and link to me in your post as well, which I would really be thankfull for. Better bad publicity as no publicity. How are your nerves doing now ? Am I tickling them already ? Trust me, I am still being nice.

Well I think I have promoted the SBC enough now and will stop posting about a blog that disgusted me, not because of it being ’shitty’, but more due to the amount of nonsense I had to go through. BTW, consider me not being intrested in your club anymore, I already took the button of my site some weeks ago, since I considered that you should AT LEAST be able to react within 6 weeks after my submission. Sorry, my free webspace is expensive. And now start commenting my bad english… please ! That is really what I expect to happen now.

Woooohhhhhhhh…. google is going to like this post. Several outgoing links of quality. Mango, my Pagerank 2 will love you… later or sooner *hugs*
Now I am going to check out one of the few Blogburners/reviewers who didn’t start to live in his new Heaven, Brad @ Blogg’d. He at least realises that it all started as and still should be a fun thing to do. And the Bitches from I Talk Too much also manage it to entertain me and they stay ‘both feet on the ground’ as well.

Have fun.

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  1. Scared? Scared to comment?
    Come on, you can do better than that. No need to ask your mother if you are allowed to comment. ;-)

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