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sweet and sour

April 6th, 2006 by WebMatrix · 2 Made Me Smarter

Dear ASDA (UK daughter of wallmart),

last night I wanted to be original. Yes occasionally I have those tendencies. So I decided to have one of those convenient frozen meals I bought from you. It was called ‘Rice with chicken in sweet and sour sauce’.
Opening the box I started to get scared. No honestly. Last time I opened one of those prepared frozen meals I burned my fucking fingers at those bags. So I decided to be smart and already opened the packages. Those two clumps of food I put them in a bowl and heated everything in the microwave. 9 minutes later everything was ready.

I felt happy because I had lust (yeah I use hunger for Ethiopians). When I took my grub out of the microwave my lust was gone. Your meat and sauce was on top of the rice. Still being one clump. A clump of flubber. My rice was swimming in water.

Stick your frozen convenient meals in your ass. I’ll continue to be a Marks & Spencer snob. I guess you get what you pay for. Bastards.

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    1 Biologisvensk // Apr 6, 2006 at 7:09 pm// View all comments by Biologisvensk//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    I too have had the rice with sweet and sour chicken experience (I had to cook it in the box and then dump it on my plate). I too saw the food swimming in water with a clump. I was brave and took a few bites, and it did taste as bad as it looked, basically inedible.

    How do these bloody companies stay in business? Isn’t that false advertising when the food tastes/looks NOTHING like it does on the box?

    Maybe their motto is “Eat Shit” because it might as well have been that. Shit.

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    2 Franky // Apr 6, 2006 at 10:02 pm// View all comments by Franky//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Bio, I don’t care what their motto was/is, my hunger was over. As much as i hate people who waste food, it was not worth to be looked at. I threw it.

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