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Tagged :: WTF, keep the traffic going Part. 2

November 30th, 2005 by WebMatrix · No Shared Ignorance Wisdom

Again someone has had the funny idea to tag me. I LOVE IT. At least I know what to write now. I wonder if this has something to do with revenge.

1. The act of taking vengeance for injuries or wrongs; retaliation.
2. Something done in vengeance; a retaliatory measure.
3. A desire for revenge; spite or vindictiveness.
4. An opportunity to retaliate, as by a return sports match after a defeat.

WTF ! I thought it was a good idea to refer to the Dictionarry.com-definition of revenge but know it is all getting worse ! What is ‘retaliation’ ?

1. To return like for like, especially evil for evil.
2. To pay back (an injury) in kind.

OK, that one went fine, I start understanding what this all is about, just need to figure out what is meant by ‘vindictiveness’.

1. Disposed to seek revenge; revengeful.
2. Marked by or resulting from a desire to hurt; spiteful

Finally this is all starting to make sense to me. Lysie you just felt like having your own little vengeance by showing your evil desires to hurt. This sounds quite sadistique to me, if anyone would care about my 43cents, but I just don’t understand why you want to bring a gnome to help you. Have you forgotten that I am the master of an army of Japanese Origami soldiers ? Did you know that the sunlight turned them into stone ? How do you want to battle my paper soldiers with your stone creatures ? We will wrap you in ! At least you could have brought some trolls, but no ! You’ve asked for, especially since the leader of your squad has been picked that provacatively.

My Japanese origami-fleet will show no mercy with your 2 gnomes. Transformated into papaer planes they take of to Tampa, or in that neighbourhood, don’t be afraid we’ll find you! After some air hours we finally reach the States (yes, the united ones) and activate our positioning system :: ‘Bonzai’. Damn customs. What shall we tell them?

customs :: ‘This is Airforce One, you are about to enter the non-terrorist world. Identify yourself !’
origami float :: ‘AFO, we are following a left-winger who stole our imported bourbon!’
customs :: ‘No problem, as long as you don’t enter our secret areas and pay taxes on any other purchases’
origami troups :: ‘No problems’
origami troupers :: ‘Damn rain !’

Fuck that was a crap post and story, but at least I had some good links. Thanks Lysie and remember my revenge will be sweet. In the mornin’ two sugar please !

(that’s it)

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  1. Scared? Scared to comment?
    Come on, you can do better than that. No need to ask your mother if you are allowed to comment. ;-)

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