Am I Famous Now…

The Metamorphosis of Narcissus or the day RockyJay confessed being gay.

After having had the most hilarious weekend of the year, today was working day again. I really looked forward to it, that much even I did not sleep last night. Several caffeinated shots later I was browsing my hard drive and found a post out of ‘my mommy-blogs’ period. Actually, even if I don’t care about grammar, since I probably speak more languages then you anyway, I occasionally even try to work my entries. Since I only have one sidebar anymore I lately surf in a ’safe environment’ when surfing blogs. Yes it is really dangerous out there. This gives me a lot more of time for another of my favourite reads, the Uncyclopedia. Shortly said, the wikipedia but funny. The post I found was actually a try for an entry at the Uncyclopedia. A short Uncyclopedia knowledge might be helpful to understand everything.

Mommy blogs
Redirect from High Literature.

“They ruled my world. I became gay”
~ Oscar Wilde on Mommy Blogs.
“I will be back”
~ Arnold Schwarzenegger after his first Mommy Blog visit.
“We have the evidence they use chemical weapons”
~ Albert Einstein on Mommy Blogs.
“We will support the US unconditionally in their War on the Mommy Blogs”
~ Gerhard Schroeder on Terror.
“HEY ! I have a life as well !”
~ Mommy Blogger on Mommy Blogs.
“I have made an error and will never return to Earth“
~ God on Pot on Mommy Blogs.

For a edition of the NonSensical, see Mymmo Bleugs.

There are two different versions about the birth of Mommy Blogs. Luckily our own Uncyclopdia excludes the first one. According to Hitler Mommy Blogs where created on the seventh Day and God said he made an Error. Hitler was a liar. The first Mommy Blog got discovered by Moses on his bicycle trip to Mount Sinai. Mommy blogs are an exclusive form of higher Literature and a moral guide line for geeks. The first Mommy Blog, also known as the Ten Commandments led our modern world to a high degree of separation between momma’s boys and Margaret Thatcher.

Further literary facts.

Mommy blogs quickly resulted in short versions also known as bumper stickers. The real creator of the Earth, Finnish scientist Sdfhjgkj Qwertyspasm needed the short version and translated the Commandments briefly into ’shit happens’. Another highly example of mommy diarrhea is ‘My Life as a Genie’, originally written by Salvador Dali but right at the moment being stolen and transcripted by Martin Luther King in an effort to finally finish his manuscript ‘I had a Dream’. Mommy Blogs are not to be confused with the script of Barbra Streisand’s newest movie ‘The Burger King Pillow Wars’.

Then I got bored and had a look at the newest blogfiller See I could be a celebrity.

PS :: save me comments about ‘false links’, because this article does not (yet) exist.