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October 7th, 2006 by WebMatrix · 7 Made Me Smarter

I got fined this morning. £60. I normally don’t do it because I respect people with disabilities but the parking spot at the local Costa Coffee was taken. Only 50 meters further was a spot for disabled persons. I just needed a coffee, yes I was in a rush and hadn’t had any coffee yet today, so I went to Costa Coffee. STFU.

I gear up and park my car in that spot. When I get out, it was only going to be 2 minutes anyway since the Costa Coffee seemed empty, a traffic warden shouted at me

And what is your disability mate?

I politely answered

Tourettes, you cunt, and now fuck off!

When I came back, quad espresso in hand, the cops were already waiting for me and fined me. £60.

I merited that one. At least I didn’t get towed like last time (no, that time I parked double). :D

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    1 Joefish // Oct 7, 2006 at 6:24 pm// View all comments by Joefish//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    heh. Awesome. You deserved that fine, but that was a really nice try. :D

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    2 Franky // Oct 7, 2006 at 8:15 pm// View all comments by Franky//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    JF, I totally agree with the fine. I knew it could happen and I know how fast they are here, especially in that street. So I was fully aware that I might have to pay, but desperately wanted coffee.

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    3 Joefish // Oct 8, 2006 at 1:01 am// View all comments by Joefish//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Sixty pounds worth of desperate? Seek help.

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    4 Franky // Oct 8, 2006 at 1:51 am// View all comments by Franky//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    LOL, the parking fine normally would only have been £10-£15, enough to justify the morning coffee. :D
    As for the words I used… no comment. 8-|
    Besides that… it was about coffee!

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    5 Rik // Oct 8, 2006 at 7:26 am// View all comments by Rik//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    I think the laugh I got was worth you spending 60 pounds for. :)

    I don’t have a key for the pound symbol. Bugger (this word is a lot less rude here in the States, so shut up; remind me to tell you the “sod” story sometime).

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    6 Franky // Oct 8, 2006 at 1:53 pm// View all comments by Franky//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Bugger is that offensive here? Damn I use it all the time, just as the dog’s…
    Will try tomorrow at work FRAK (we don’t have BG here, I might have to sell some copies :D). But now I’m off to smoke a fag. ;-)

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    7 Avitable // Oct 8, 2006 at 1:56 pm// View all comments by Avitable//  Add karma Subtract karma  +0

    Well done! That was hilarious.

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